Silicon Valley Mottos

Where quality is Job One-Point-One

Artificial intelligence -- when you just can't get the real thing

Sleep is for the weak

I came, I saw, IPO

Public or Perish

If at first you don't succeed, go for a second round

Where the world comes to pay more for housing

Spinning sand into gold

"It Compiles. Ship It"

Lies, damned lies, and market caps

Silicon Valley: commute, compute, commute

Come for the overtaxing work environment, stay for the unaffordable housing prices

Silicon Valley: It happened here first, yesterday

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God bless the early adopters

Go public or get out of the way

Upgrade or perish

We don't just make your computer, we make your computer obsolete!

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