The True Meaning of Words

Noticing for some time that her husband had been doing more and more "odd jobs" and "favors" for the alluring divorcee neighbor, Linda started to become suspicious. One morning she awoke to find herself alone in bed, and dialed the neighbor's house.

When a sleepy female voice answered, she shouted, "You tell my husband to get his ass across the street!"

"Linda, my dear," cooed the voice on the phone, "he has been for quite some time now."