Gunshot Wound

Judi walked into the doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound.

Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, and first stuck the gun in my mouth but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it! So I pointed the gun between my eyes and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud ..."