Poor Sense of Direction

The Yuppie came home sporting a pair of $275 shoes. He had been anticipating the admiring comments from his wife, but she didn't appear to even notice. Somewhat piqued, he waited until it was bedtime and came out of the bathroom wearing only the fancy footwear.

"It's about time you paid some attention to what my penis is pointing at," he said.

Looking down at the splendiferous shoes, the Yuppette shrugged and muttered, "Too bad you didn't buy a hat instead."