Indecent Thoughts

Although it kills me to admit this, some of the Yuppettes I've come in contact with from Columbia, Md., are real knock-outs. I guess I was kind of staring at one at a recent social event we attended. She caught me staring and (I guess from the leer on my face) suspected I wasn't admiring her outfit.

She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts?"

Thankfully, my brain was still in gear, and I responded, "Well, no. Actually, to be honest, I rather enjoy them."