You From Arkansas, Boy?

With graduation, the couple would each be returning to their own hometowns, and while they were crushed together in a passionate embrace, he decided to tell her he had made up his mind to dump her since they lived thousands of miles apart.

"Honey," he said, "I want you to know that I think you're a wonderful person, but as far as I'm concerned, our relationship can go no further."

"Why, what do you mean ?" she asked. "I thought you were serious!"

"Well, to be honest," he went on, "you're more like a sister to me."

"My God!" she murmured. "What a home life you must have!"