Doctors

What the Doctor Says ... What the Doctor REALLY Means

"We'll see." "First I have to check my malpractice insurance."

"Let me check your medical history." "I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you."

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." "I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this is a waste of time."

"I really can't recommend seeing a chiropractor." "I hate those guys mooching in on our fees."