Money Gets Around

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around lately."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, and a couple of nice restaurants. And how about yourself?"

"Well, you know," the one-dollar bill replied, "the same old stuff ... church, church, church."