Sex and sports

In the sports segment of tonight's 11 p.m. news from WCTV-Tallahassee/Thomasville, the reporter was interviewing U Florida 'Gator fans about their opinion: Are sports better than sex?

One person interviewed was a Bubba-type:

"I'd definitely say that I enjoy sports more than sex, because sex doesn't last but one or two minutes."

Go figure!