Disappointing

One evening, this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police.

"Well?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the desk sergeant slowly read the print-out and entered the data in an arrest record.

"Disappointing, to say the least," the sergeant replied. "Chateau Duvalier... 1962... rather thin... not aged well at all."