An Appropriate Sign

A new shop opened in the Columbia Mall. It had no sign on either the door or window. About the closest thing to any identification was a large clock in the window.

This Yuppie shopper stopped in and inquired about a new battery for his watch and the clerk said that he was sorry, but they didn't perform any watch repairs at all.

The Yuppie said, "Well, what's the significance of that clock you have in your window?"

The clerk smiled and said, "This is a clinic for the Howard County Hospital. All we do here is prostate and hemorrhoid exams. What would you have us put in the window?"