The Scots

Following the "American Heritage" parade in Columbia, Md., there was a reception for all the participants. This young Yuppette went up to one of the men who had marched in full Scottish regalia and said, "Excuse my bluntness, but I've just got to know. Is anything worn under your kilt?"

"Nae, lassie," he replied with a wide grin. "It's as good as it ever was."