Birth Control

Three women were just visiting, and the subject of birth control came up. One of the women used the pill and one used the rhythm method, but the third said, "my husband and I use the step-stool-and-saucer method". The other two admitted they'd never heard of that one!

"Well..." she smiled, "I'm 5'11 and my husband is 5'2. When we have sex, he stands on a step-stool. When his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him.