Looking for work

Lenny (who is my CEO) and I were at a party this past weekend. He told me about the following conversation which he had there with a person whom I'll call "Lamont", because that was his name.

Lamont: So, you're hiring, right? What positions do you still have open? Lenny: You mean in engineering? Lamont: Yeah. For example, do you have the guy with the ponytail yet? Lenny: That's Dan. Lamont: Cool. What about the guy with the piercings? Lenny: That's Jeremy. Lamont: What about the bald guy? Lenny: We just made a job offer.

After Lenny told this to me, we decided that he may be a member of the emerging stereotype "Asian Marketing Weasel", but that it was too early to tell if this would be as viable a stereotype as the others mentioned above.

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