What to wear, what to wear ...

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and tie."

Confused, the man talked it over with his wife, and told her of the conflicting advice. "Let me tell you a story, honey" she replied.

"When we were about to get married, I asked my mother what to wear on our wedding night. She told me to wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that went right up to my neck. When I asked my best friend, she told me to wear my sexiest negligee."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"

"No matter what you wear," his wife relpied, "you're going to get screwed."