Top Ten Federation Slogans

"Don't attack us... we're incredibly lucky!"

"We don't interfere with the societies of others unless there's a really, really good reason."

"Or even a moderately convincing one..."

"Of course, we're pretty flexible on this interference thing..."

"We make a pretty darn good show of trying not to interfere."

"The Ferengi want to buy us, the Romulans want to destroy us, the Borg want to assimilate us...come join the fun!"

"We're the UFP, and you're not!"

"We're with Starfleet... we don't lie..."

"A stud muffin on every ship!"

"Okay, we interfere whenever we feel like it, but at least we're smug about it."