Thoughts

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. -- Sir Barnett Cocks

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you. -- Tommy Smothers

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. -- Henny Youngman

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. -- Jay Leno

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life in which you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz

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