A Nice Jewish Girl ...

A Jewish boy comes home to his parents and says, "Mom, Dad, I'm very excited; I've met a wonderful girl and we're going to be married. And don't worry, she's Jewish!"

Well, his parents couldn't be more thrilled. "Oh, that's wonderful! We never thought it would happen, we've waited so long, we're so happy for you! What's her name?"

"Monica. Monica Lewinsky."

There's a pause, and then his father turns to him and says, "So... and what happened to that nice black Muslim girl you brought home to visit?"