Yuletide Tale

There are two brothers. One of them is eight and one is nine. On Christmas morning, they both run downstairs and start ripping open their presents.

When they are done, the eight-year-old is sitting in the middle of a huge pile of toys -- everything from Legos to trucks to action figures. And all the nine-year-old gets is a Matchbox car. So the eight-year-old is playing with all his toys, teasing his brother by saying, "Ha ha ... I got all these toys and all you got is a Matchbox car."

The nine-year-old is playing quietly with his Matchbox car and responds to his younger brother, " ... At least I don't have cancer ..."

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