Maryland State Highway

Prior to my retirement from the Maryland State Highway, a serious, full-fledged "downsizing" was in progress. Everyone was having to do more with less. I got a misdirected phone call one day for a fellow named Mr. Sexhauer. Thinking maybe he was in the Office of Traffic, I dialed and asked the girl who answered if they had a Sexhauer over there.

She laughed and replied, "Are you kidding? A sex hour??? We don't even have scheduled coffee breaks anymore."