Y to K

Taken from a memo received at a Fortune 500 company -

To: V.P., Corporate Administration

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because this Y to K problem makes no sense to me.

Be that as it may, I have completed the conversion of the corporate calendar for the year 2000, per my understanding of the instructions.

The months now read as follows:

Januark Februark March April Mak June Julk etc.

Please let me know if there is anything else that needs to be done in preparation for the year 2000.