The Nerve!

The sweet young thang telephoned her best girlfriend to complain bitterly about her latest date. "There we were, in his apartment, making love right on the sofa, and someone knocked on the door. And, he had the nerve to get up and answer it."

"You mean he just left you lying there?" the astonished girlfriend replied. "That's terrible!"

"Actually, I wish he would have," sobbed the girl, "but he took me with him."