Down Sizing

And we had more consultants running around seeing which positions and functions could be eliminated. One day this fellow asked me, "What exactly do you do?"

I replied, "Why nothing at all, I'm retiring in October."

He went to the next office and asked a young lady named Rene what she did. Hearing my exchange, she replied, "I don't do anything either. I'm getting married in November."

The consultant smiled and said, "Ah ha! Duplication!"