Jockeys

An English jockey, Scottish jockey and Irish jockey were enjoying a night's drinking. As the evening passed, they became more and more morose.

The English jockey said, "My wife's having an affair with an electrician!" When asked how he knew, he explained that he had found a voltmeter under his bed.

The Scottish jockey also admitted his wife had a lover, but that he was a plumber, as he'd found a monkey wrench under his bed.

The Irish jockey was by now looking really depressed and after some urging admitted his wife was also having an affair, but that he knew she was sleeping with a horse! Asked how he knew, the Irish jockey replied, "Last night I came home and found a jockey under my bed!"