Thoughts To Make You Think And Smile

The trouble with Sunday drivers is they don't drive any better during the week.

If you can't keep a secret, you don't need to know it.

Quote from the boss: "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

If you want the world to beat a path to your door, just try to take a nap on a Saturday afternoon.

When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.