Blonde Jokes
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: Why do all blondes have a dimple in their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin -"I don't know." Hits forehead - "Oh I get it!"