Dialin' For Dorks

You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always like 18 percent "I don't know"! It costs 90 cents to call up and vote, and they're voting "I don't know!" "Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone. (Into phone) "I don't know!" (hangs up, looking proud). Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe you're not sure about!" This guy probably calls up phone sex girls for $2.95: (into phone) "I'm not in the mood."