No Satisfaction

Mick Jagger goes to lunch with his business manager. He excuses himself to go to the bathroom. A few minutes later he comes back, and the front of his pants are all wet. His business manager jumps up and says, "Mick, what's the matter? Are you OK?"

"Hell, yes," Mick replies. "It's just that every time I go into a public restroom, and I'm taking a piss, the guy next to me always turns towards me and says, "Hey! Aren't you Mick Jagger?"