The Temp

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp, who was filling in for my secretary, to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project.

As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty ,said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary."

Within a single heartbeat, my wife quietly intoned, "Oh? Really? Were you?"