Speakin' With The Wife

There's just no pleasin' some women at all. Just the other day I was trying to read the paper and, naturally, my wife picked that moment to begin a discussion.

I heard her say "... and then I went to see Dr. Gibbons." I grunted a reply, and she raised her voice, saying, "Are you listening to me?"

I put the paper down and said, "Yes, sweetheart, I heard every word. You said you went to see Dr. Gibbons. So ... how is he?"

Would y'all believe she didn't talk to me the rest of the evening?