Rules to Help Men Understand Women

Learn to work the toilet seat. If you've managed to lift it up, gravity is on your side when it comes to putting it back down.

Sometimes we are not thinking about having sex.

"I ate it, didn't I?" is not considered praise.

Yes, I DO tell my best friend everything.

Your best friend is an idiot.

Nothing says "I love you" like offering to go to the grocery store.

The missionary position is best left to missionaries.

If it was really good for me ... you wouldn't have to ask.