Pour Me a Stiff One, Eddie!

Walking into the bar, Karl said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh, yeah, I know that story," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Karl replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Yeah? What did she say"?

"She said, and I remember her words exactly, she said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless bastard.'"