Charity Starts at Home

A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to open his two suitcases. In the first suitcase he found over a million dollars in $1 bills. "Excuse me, sir," he asked the old gentleman. "Where did you get all this money?"

"Vell, I'll tell you," the old man began. "For many years, I traveled all around America. I stopped at all of the public restrooms in all the major cities. I vent to New York, then I vent to Chicago, then I vent to San Francisco. I vent into all the stalls where the men were spiriting and I say 'Give me a dollar for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife.'"

"That's quite a story," the customs agent said. "What's in the second suitcase?"

"Vell, you know," said the old Jew, shaking his head, "not everyone likes to give ..."