In Heaven

One day, this busload of tourists crashes. They die and all go to heaven.

So their guide offers to show them where they might be staying or where they would want to stay.

The guide takes them down this long, long pearly white hallway with many, many, many rooms in it, kind of like a hotel hallway would look like.

So the guide says, "I am just going to show you the rooms of the most common religions presently, so ... lets start your tour."

The guide takes them to the first door. He opens it up. "This is the Jewish room." All the people wave, say hi and, as with any religion, the very religious are praying to themselves in a corner.

Then the man takes them to the next door. He opens it up. "This is the Muslim room." All the people wave, say hi and, as with any religion, the very religious are praying to themselves in a corner.

After showing them those rooms, he takes the group of people and goes to the third door. "This is the Buddhist room." All the people wave, say hi and, as with any religion, the very religious are praying to themselves in a corner.

Finally, they get to the fourth door. "And this my friends is the Hindu room." All the people wave, say hi and, as with any religion, the very religious are praying to themselves in a corner.

Now, all of a sudden, the guide is tiptoeing. "Shhh, Shhhh, ShhhSHH! Don't talk!" All the people are curious, but they do as their tour guide tells them. He quietly tiptoes up to the door, opens it slightly and lets everyone peek in. "Shh! This is the Catholic room, and they think they are the only ones up here!"