Ways Microsoft Would Change The Auto Business

New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.

We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.

The U.S. government would be forced to rebuild all of the roads for Microsoft cars; they will drive on the old roads, but they run very slowly.

The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.

Sun MotorSystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable and five times as fast, but would run on only 5 percent of the roads.

You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.

You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car95 or CarNT -- but then you would have to buy 10 more seats and a new engine.

Occasionally, your car would die for NO apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.

Every time the lines of the road were repainted, you would have to buy a new car.

People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features had been available from other car makers for years!