Cynical Questions & Observations

Could Linda Tripp be Robin Williams in drag?

I went through hypnosis to quit smoking and lose weight, and I lost $60.

Why are conservatives against conservation?

Yesterday at the tag office I talked to a gross ignoramus. That's 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

Sure, Clinton jogs, but he's still unfit.

I wonder if Noah blamed El Nino for the flood.