Mirror, Mirror

Legend has it there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies' room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie -- poof -- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." -- poof -- The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." -- poof -- The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...." -- poof --