The Gold Digger

An 80-year-old guy marries a 20-year-old beauty. She, of course, is thinking about the inheritance that will soon come her way. She may even speed along the time that this inheritance arrives by giving the old guy a very active sex life. So imagine her distress when, on the third day of their honeymoon, she finds her new husband in bed with a 45-year-old lady. The young woman finally blurts out "What does she have that I don't have?" Her spouse replies, "Patience."