Messages from God

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages .... from God.

This non-denominational campaign started in September, sponsored by an anonymous client.

"Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game" - God

"C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" - God

"What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God

"We Need To Talk" - God

"Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer" - God

"Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage" - God

"That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God

"I Love You... I Love You... I Love You..." - God

"Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" - God

"Follow Me." - God

"Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." - God

"My Way Is The Highway." - God

"Need Directions?" - God

"You Think It's Hot Here?" - God

"Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God

"Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God

"Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God

Tell me another Joke!