Impotence

A woman didn't want to embarrass her husband by discussing his impotence, so she went secretly to his doctor and explained the problem. He gave a prescription, but the pharmacist who filled it made an erro,r and the label read 30 drops instead of three.

Two days later, the woman is back at the doctor's office. She's limping and looking generally beat.

"What happened to you?" the doctor asked.

"Well. Doc," she replied, "those drops worked too damn good. I'm afraid now we need an antidote so they can close the coffin."