Clinton Joke

Clinton was at the pearly gates hoping to enter heaven. St. Peter asks him the usual questions before he can enter heaven.

St. Peter: "Have you ever told a lie?"

Clinton: "Well, I wouldn't call it a lie. I'd say I've stretched the truth."

St. Peter: "OK. Well, have you ever committed adultery?"

Clinton: "I wouldn't call it adultery. I'd call it inappropriate sexual contact."

St. Peter: "OK, that settles it then. We are not going to send you to Hell, but a moderately warm, uncomfortable place for all of eternity."