Golf

I have a nephew who's so good at golf, he's been offered a full scholarship to medical school.

Then there was the golfer who was sentenced to be hanged. He asked the warden if he could take a few practice swings first.

Basically, golf has made more liars out of Americans than all of the income tax forms ever filed.

Contrary to popular belief, avid golfers do not lie all the time. Any time one golfer calls another a "liar" they're probably telling the truth.

Some people just have to cheat all the time when it comes to recording the number of strokes on their golf cards. I knew one fellow who got a hole-in-one and entered "zero" on his card.