For Everything Else, There's MasterCard

Finally, a MasterCard commercial for men.

Cover charge: $15 Round of drinks: $23 Table dance: $30 Another round of drinks: $23 Couch dance and tips: $50 A round of shots: $34 Another round of shots: $34 Private dance in your hotel room: $300 Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.