Acceleration

A woman was pregnant but she was scared to death about having children. So she started to pray to God: "Please God, give me a child and make him grow up fast. I hate dipers, I hate doo-dee, I hate pee and I hate little babies! Please God!" So, after nine months she gave birth to a boy. Handsome, blue eyes, blond hair. He grew up in one day like others in 10 years... After nine days he died...

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