The Economy

I think I've found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt than there are to get out of it.

Even AT&T must be feeling the pinch these days. I accidentally put in an extra quarter in a pay phone the other day and the operator came on the line and said "God bless you."

Living in the past has got one thing going for it -- it's cheaper!

All this defense spending too, and for what? No country's ever gonna invade us. They couldn't afford to live here.

Somebody's always saying money can't buy love, money can't buy respect, money can't buy happiness, it can't buy this or that. Tell ya what -- they must be some terrible shoppers.