Not the Smartest of the Lot
The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious-looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one-night stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one.
"I can't help feeling that we've met before," he said.
"Yeah, I know," sighed the girl, stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'deja screw.'"
Then there was the girl who thought the religious sect known as "Calvinism" involved the worship of designer jeans.