Dazed and Confused

A devout Catholic woman was running late to church, slipped and fell, skinning her elbows and knees, and splitting her skirt. Dazed and confused, she glanced up and saw a man staring at her from the church steps. "Are you OK?" he asked.

"Yes, but is Mass out?" she asked.

"No ma'am," he replied, "but your hat is on crooked."