Why Men Should be Built by Fuji...

They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used;

You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge after each shot;

They last longer and come with a warranty;

You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and return them if not satisfied with no risks or hassle;

They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it;

They come in fashion colors;

You can keep them in maximum zoom;

They come with replaceable or adjustable parts;

The parts that counts are portable;

They don't mind over-exposure;

They respond to the slightest touch;

The one you want is available at a KMART near you!