Off We Go... Into The Wild Blue Yonder!

After the plane reached cruising altitude, the plane's captain came on the intercom with the usual announcement, welcoming the passengers, giving their cruising altitude and speed, and estimating arrival time. Not knowing the microphone button had stuck, the captain turned to his co-pilot and said,

"I think I'II go take a shit and f*** that new stewardess."

Naturally, everybody on the plane heard. As one of the stewardesses ran forward to inform the captain, an old lady grabbed her arm and said,

"No need to rush, dearie. He said he was going to take a shit first."