Theatre!

Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for 20 years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and, before you know it, they'll be giving you a speaking part."